Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
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I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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