sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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