operation harelip BJ is a go
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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