i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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