Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
