Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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