Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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