Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
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He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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