Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I wish i was in the wii world.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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