yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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