he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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