We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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