I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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