I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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