theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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