You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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