ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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