I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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