Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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