hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
