He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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