Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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