glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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