Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I see more hoeing in ur future
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