Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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