Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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