So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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