he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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