If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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