To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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