Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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