a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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