why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
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