man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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