it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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