I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
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