Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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