i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
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Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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