did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Too much gin, very little bucket
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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