Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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