do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
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I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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