i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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