do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
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Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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