Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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