Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
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Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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