I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
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and next time when you feel me up, do it right
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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