Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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