White coat. Heels.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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