You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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