So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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