i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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