And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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