i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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