god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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