She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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