There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think I died a long time ago.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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