I smell stomach acid.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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